Rachel writes: My fiancé, Steve, desires me to go to a Phish present — he has been to greater than 60 — however each time he turns on Phish, it places me to sleep. I don’t need to pay for an costly nap. Please order that he stops asking me to go to his hippie festivals.
This isn’t the primary time I’ve heard this dispute, so earlier than you get married, it is best to know the legislation: In heterosexual marriages, each spouse owes her husband one Phish present. Now, some husbands might by no means accumulate on this deal. But you’re — and I’m sorry to jot down this for a lot of causes — on the hook. Phish is an entire world to its followers, and Steve deserves the possibility to point out what makes it particular to him. If after this you determine Phish isn’t for you, the matter is closed. (Unless Steve buys an unused Compulsory Phish Show off another husband. I like Phish superb, however you’ll be able to have mine, Steve. Find me on Venmo. $5,000.)
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